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- To mix Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster....
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- One of the most famous drinks around
- the universe must absolutely be The Pan
- Galactic Gargle Blaster, which was
- developed by the President of Milky Way
- Zaphod Beeblebrox one apathic day at a
- local bar.
- Effects of drinking a Pan Galactic
- Gargle Blaster are like following:
- It is like having your brains smashed
- out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a
- large gold bar.
- How to mix one yourself:
- -Take the juice from one bottle of that
- Ol' Janx Spirit
- -Pour into it measure of water from the
- seas of Santraginus V
- -Allow 3 cubes of Arcturan Mega -Gin to
- melt the mixture ( it must be properly
- iced or the benzine is lost).
- -Allow 4 litres of Fallian marsh gas to
- bubble through it, in memory of those
- happy Hikers who have died of pleasure
- in the Marshes of Fallia.
- -Over the back of a silver spoon float
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- a measure of Qualactin Hypermint
- extract , redolent of all the heavy
- odours of the dark Qualactin Zones,
- subtle sweet and mystic.
- -Drop in the tooth of an Algonian
- Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading
- the fires of the Algonian Suns deep
- into the heart of the drink.
- -Sprinkle Zamphuor.
- -Add an olive,
- -Drink...but...very...carefully...
- Drinking too many Pan Galactic Gargle
- Blasters in same day may cause serious
- brain damage, and it's possible you're
- in danger to get the position of main
- manager at Sirius Cybernetics Corpora-
- tion. Grendel........
- (D.Adams: Hitchhiker's Guide To The
- Galaxy)
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- In the past pupils insisted that
- their dog ate their homeworks. Nowadays
- they just tell that the information was
- scratched from a floppy by accident.
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